Saturday, September 14, 2013

Is Islamophobia the new Red Scare?

After World War II, the West was locked in a mortal struggle with communism.    Communist revolutionaries sought to expand their control of countries through military force.   While communism was very real, one of the greatest threats to American liberty during the 1950s was anti-communism.    

The House Un-American Affairs Committee placed the loyalty of many Americans under investigation because they were suspected of having Communist leanings.   While the Soviets did have honest to God infiltrating agents in this country, most of those who were outed by HUAC were liberals, iconoclasts, civil rights advocates or those associated with persons who might have been suspected of knowing someone who might have done something suspicious or maybe were just randomly selected for persecution.  It was bullying and paranoia writ large.   

The insidiousness of red-baiting was not that communism was a benign, innocuous force but that we were willing to trash our First Amendment  freedoms in the name of security. The irony of red-baiting was that it imitated (though in a far less lethal manner), Stalin's purges and Mao's Cultural Revolution.    In order to defend against our enemy, we became like them.   It was not a nice chapter in American history.

Today I fear that we are entering a similar period with regard to Islamophobia.   On 9/11 and on multiple occasions both before and after, America was attacked by al Qaeda and other similar groups.   In response, we removed the Taliban from power in Afghanistan, killed bin Laden and eliminated many other terrorists.   While the threat is real and continuing, the prescription from some voices is similar to our enemies' vision :  enforcement of rigid conformity without room for dissent.

Consider these examples:

In Texas, the state developed a curriculum for use by small school districts that could not afford to develop their own.   It has been denounced as being pro-Islam and anti-Christian.   Why?   The lesson on Islam described the religion without attacking it, while the lesson on Christianity, which was much longer and full of quotations from the New Testament, noted similarities between the resurrection of Jesus and resurrection stories in Egyptian and Persian religions.   You can read some of those criticisms for yourself here.  

In a recent interview, Rep. Louie Gohmert said that we need the Second Amendment to protect us against a government that may try to implement shariah law.   You can listen to the interview here.
Several states have passed laws preventing reference to shariah law.   While this may seem harmless, this article explains why shariah can be referenced much in the same manner as a contract which provided it would be governed by French law. 

Some people have gone so far as to state that Islam is not a religion entitled to First Amendment protection, including Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association, Pat Robertson, and Rep. Alan West.    Former Presidential candidate Herman Cain acknowledged that Islam was a religion, but said that local communities could ban mosques without discriminating based on religion.  

Admittedly, the people mentioned above are fringe figures.   However, so was Sen. Joe McCarthy before he engaged in his anti-communist jihad.

To my way of thinking, we are most American when we enthusiastically support the First Amendment, including its freedoms of speech, religion, the press and assembly and its prohibition on establishment of a state religion.   The First Amendment is uniquely American.   In England and many other European countries, a person can be sued or prosecuted for accurate speech.  In France, the government can ban outward displays of religion.  Russia and China pick and choose which religions are allowed to operate publicly.   And it just gets worse from there.   

So, do we want to be good Americans and tolerate Islam or do we want to behave like a bunch of freedom-denying, speech-censoring foreigners?

Post-script:   Dana Milbank has an excellent article, Benghazi, as seen from the Grassy Knoll,  which reports on some of the nutty theories that Obama is arming al Qaeda and is involved in the Middle East seeking to support jihad and sharia.    This type of fantasy-thinking looks very similar to some of the red allegations made against innocent persons during the 1950s.   




Sunday, August 11, 2013

You Belong With Me (A Nerd's Lament) (with apologies to Taylor Swift)

I have to admit that I have always found "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift to be a sweet and catchy song.   However, I always thought that having a beautiful girl like Taylor Swift singing to an abused jock was a bit discordant.  I tried to re-write the words from the viewpoint of a nerdy guy singing to a pretty girl.   Here is my attempt.

You Belong With Me (A Nerd's Lament)

You're on the phone with your boyfriend ‒ he's upset,
He's going off about something that you said
'Cause he doesn't get your humor like I do.

I'm in the room ‒ it's a typical Tuesday night.
I'm doing calculus problems that he doesn't like.
And he'll never help you with your homework like I do.

But he wears jock straps
I wear pocket protectors
He's football captain
And I'm on the chess team
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time.

If you could see
That I'm the one
Who understands you.
Been here all along.
So, why can't you see ‒
That like e=mc2,
You belong with me?

Walking the streets with you in your worn out jeans
I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be.
Laughing on a park bench thinking to myself,
"Hey, isn't this easy?"

And you've got a smile
That can light up this whole town.
I haven't seen it in awhile
Since he brought you down.

You say you're fine ‒ I know you better than that.
Hey, what you doing with a guy like that?

He wears Reeboks,
I wear Oxfords.
He's football captain,
And I'm on the chess team.
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time.

If you could see
That I'm the one
Who understands you,
Been here all along.
So, why can't you see ‒
You belong with me?

Standing by and waiting at your backdoor.
All this time how could you not know, baby ‒
That like the hypotenuse of a right triangle,
You belong with me?

[Instrumental]

Oh, I remember you were driving to my house
In the middle of the night

(Cause I don’t have my license yet)
I'm the one who helps you with Physics
When you know you're 'bout to cry.
You know my favorite equations,
And you tell me about your dreams.
Think I know where you belong,
Think I know it's with me.

Can't you see
That I'm the one
Who understands you?
Been here all along.
So, why can't you see ‒
You belong with me?

Standing by and waiting at your backdoor.
All this time how could you not know, baby ‒
You belong with me,
You belong with me?

You belong with me.

Have you ever thought just maybe
You belong with me?

You belong with me. 

As a special bonus, here is the love poem from Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay:

The Love Poem from Harold & Kumar
 
I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

(I did not write this.   However, since I was talking about mathematical romanticism, it just seemed to fit).   

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Islamic Groups from Alawite to Zaidi


You can’t turn on the news these days without hearing about an Islamic sect.    While I can tell you the difference between a Roman Catholic, a Greek Orthodox and a Missouri Synod Lutheran, I have trouble separating the various Muslim groups.   Here is what I was able to pull together.

Islam is the world’s second largest religion with 1.5 billion adherents.  Islam follows the teachings of the Quran which is believed to have been revealed to the prophet Muhammad.   The religion dates back to the early 7th Century.  There are two main branches of Islam.    The Sunni make up 80-90% of Muslims, while Shiites make up 10-20%.   The split between the two denominations has to do with the legitimate successor to Muhammad.   From 632 to 656, there were a total of four Caliphs, leading up to Ali ibn Abi Talib.    The Sunni believed that Muhammad did not name a successor and that each of these four Caliphs were proper successors to Muhammad, while the Shia believed that Ali was the only true successor.     The Shiites believe that the family of Muhammad was divinely chosen to lead the Islamic community, a belief that is not shared by the Sunnis.

Shiite Sects:

Alawite:   Alawites are a mystical banch of Shia Islam.    They number about three million and are centered in Syria, Turkey and Lebanon.  The sect dates back to the Eighth Century.    They revere Ali ibn Abi Talib, who was the cousin and son-in-law of the prophet Muhammad.  While the ruling Assad family in Syria is from the Alawite sect, they are a minority in Syria.  
 
Alevi:   Alevites combine Shiite beliefs with Sufi elements and are found primarily in Turkey.
Druze:   The Druze emerged from the Ismaili school of Shia Islam.    They are located primarily in Syria, Israel, Lebanon and Jordan.

Ismaili:   The Ismaili are a branch of Shia Islam.   Most Ismailis are known as Seveners because they follow Ismail ibn Jaffar, the Seventh Imam, as the appointed spiritual successor to Jafar as-Sadiq.    They are found primarily in Pakistan, India and Afghanistan.   On a personal note, I once represented some Ismaili Muslims from Vancouver.   They had been Untouchables in India who converted to Islam.   Under the British Empire, they provided much of the technocrat class in East Africa.   After independence, they were forced out of Africa and many emigrated to the United States and Canada where they were very prosperous in business.

Twelvers:   Approximately 85% of Shiites are Twelvers.    They believe that there were twelve divinely ordained Imams and that the Mahdi will be the returned Twelfth Imam.    Twelvers form a majority in Iran, Iraq, Azerbaijan and Bahrain as well as a plurality in Lebanon.    Alevis and Alawites consider themselves to be Twelvers but hold significantly different beliefs from the mainstream.

Zaidi:   The Zaidi are a Shia Muslim school of thought which follows the Fifth Imam and has many similarities with Sunni Islam.   They are found primarily in Yemen.

Sunni Sects and Groups:

Hamas:   Hamas is an offshoot of the Muslim Brotherhood in Palestine.   It is based on principles of Islamic fundamentalism.   

Muslim Brotherhood:  The Muslim Brotherhood is a pan-Islamic religious, political and social movement.    It seeks to instill the Quran and Sunnah as the sole basis for Muslim life.   It is also one of the largest opposition movements in the Middle East.    The Freedom and Justice Party in Egypt is associated with the Muslim Brotherhood.

Salafi:  The Salafi are associated with a literalist, strict and puritanical approach to Islam.  The Salafists follows the example of the first three generations of Muslims.    The al-Nour Party in Egypt is a Salafist political party.      Salafi jihadism is an extreme form of Salafism.    It is based on extreme devotion to Allah, rejection of innovations in Islam, the ability to reject non-conforming Muslims and jihad against infidel regimes.    Al Qaeda is an example of Salafi jihadism.   

Wahhabi:   Wahhabi Islam is an ultra-conservative branch of Sunni Islam.     It is based on the teachings of Muhammad ibn Abd al-Wahhab, a 17th century Saudi.    Wahhabi Islam is dominant form of Islam in Saudi Arabia.    Some consider it to be a branch of Salafist Islam.

Sufism

Sufism is defined by its adherents are the inner, mystical dimension of Islam.    It does not appear to fall within the Shiite Sunni dichotomy.    Sufis are opposed by Wahhabi and Salafist Muslims.     Sufism appears to be analogous to the gnostic movement in Christianity in that they claim to have the capacity to acquire the direct experience gnosis of God.    Sufism can be found across North Africa, the Middle East and South Asia.

 Disclaimer

While this brief sketch outlines how certain Islamic groups relate to each other, I feel like I have done little more than scratch the surface.    Knowing that different groups disagree on the legitimate successor to Mohammad or whether there are five, seven or twelve Imams can distinguish groups but does not little to explain their motivations and beliefs.    I also feel like my sketch of Sunni Islam is deficient, since I was only able to identify two sects within the Sunni world, both of which are on the conservative side of the spectrum.   Since the Salafi Jihadists oppose liberal muslims, it stands to reason that there must be liberal Sunni sects or factions, but I have not been able to find much about them.

The Syrian Dilemma

The current situation in Syria poses a no-win situation for the United States.    On the one hand, the Syrian regime is supported by Russia, Iran and Hezbollah.   The rebel forces are supported by Saudi Arabia and Qatar, but draw their most effective fighting strength from groups linked to al-Qaeda.   Within the U.S. opinion is mixed.   Sen. John McCain has been a staunch advocate of intervening on the rebel side, while some right wing groups have accused President Obama of treason for providing support to the Syrian opposition (on the theory that the same groups that attacked our consulate in Benghazi are active in Syria).    

A Little History
 
Things were a lot simpler forty years ago during the Cold War.   A country was either on our side or allied with the Soviet Union.    In the Middle East, Israel was our friend and the Arab states were in the Soviet camp.   Today Israel is still our friend, but the Arab/Muslim countries are no longer monolithic.  

1973 is a good example of the way things used to be.   On October 6, 1973, Egypt and Syria invaded Israel.   Libya, Saudi Arabia and the other Arab oil-producing states imposed an oil embargo to place pressure on the West.    However, the failure of the invasion ultimately led to the 1978 Camp David Accords in which Egypt recognized Israel.   Jordan signed a peace treaty with Israel in 1994. 

Meanwhile the Soviet Union was losing influence in the Middle East.   In 1979, the USSR invaded Afghanistan.    The United States and Saudi Arabia provided support to the mujahideen who fought against the Russians.   The Russians pulled out of Afghanistan by 1989 and by 1991, the Soviet Union itself disintegrated.    During the Persian Gulf War of 1990-1991, the United States came to the aid of Kuwait and Saudi Arabia.     Egypt, Syria, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates all supported the coalition against Iraq.

1991-94 marked the high water mark of U.S. influence in the Middle East.    Our allies Egypt and Jordan had signed peace treaties with Israel.   We had good relations with Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates.    The only countries that truly hated us were Iran and Iraq (who also hated each other), Libya and Syria.    It was a far cry from 1973, when the Saudis had agreed to use oil as an economic weapon in support of the Egyptian-Syrian invasion of Israel.    

The Current Situation

Since that time, Muslim unity is a thing of the past, as Sunnis and Shiites hate each other almost as much as they hate Israel, and hostility toward the United States lurks beneath the surface of our nominal allies.    The Sunni-Shiite divide is illustrated by a passage from Jill Carroll's account of being held hostage by Sunni terrorists in Iraq.   

There was no mistaking that the mujahideen who held me hated America. "One day, hopefully, one day, America, all of America gone," said one of my guards early in my captivity. He spread his hands out wide as if to wipe America off the map.

"I don't quite understand," I said. "All America?"

My female jailer Um Ali, listening in on the conversation, translated the sentiment into simpler Arabic for me. "No journalists, no people, no nothing," she said.

I could also see that Shiites were high on their list of enemies. Once, when attempting to explain the historical split between Sunnis and Shiites, Abu Nour, the leader of my captors, stopped himself after he referred to "Shiite Muslims."

"No, they are not Muslims," Ink Eyes said. "Anyone who asks for things from people that are dead, and not [from] Allah, he is not a Muslim."

He was referring to Shiites appealing to long-dead Islamic leaders to intercede with God, asking for miracles such as curing the sick. It's a practice similar to that of Catholics praying to saints.

But after the Feb. 22 bombing of the Askariya Shrine, and rampant Sunni-Shiite killing, nearly every captor I came into contact with would tell me about their hate for Shiites first. Abu Nour now simply referred to them as "dogs."
You can find the link here.  

The Sunni-Shiite divide is made worse by geography and politics.    Shiites are a minority within Islam, comprising just 10-20% of the total.   However, they are the majority in Iran and Iraq.   While they are a minority in Syria, the government of Bashar Assad is drawn from the Alawite sect of Shia Islam.    The Hezbollah militia in Lebanon is also Shiite.    Bahrain is a majority Shiite country, although it is ruled by a Sunni monarchy.    On the other hand, Saudi Arabia and the Gulf States are majority Sunni.    Al Qaeda is drawn from the Salafist Jihadi faction of Sunni Islam.    Al Qaeda has declared war on "Crusaders, Zionists and apostates."   Among the apostate category are liberal Muslims, Shias, Sufis and the Saudi royal family.  

Meanwhile, popular opinion amongst our erstwhile allies is virulently anti-American.   In Eqypt, both the Muslim Brotherhood and the pro-military factions accuse the United States of supporting their opponents.   According to a 2004 survey, 98% of Egyptians held a negative view of the United States, along with 94% of Saudis and 73% in the United Arab Emirates.   Angry mobs in Afghanistan and Pakistan chant death to America for a variety of reasons from drone strikes to YouTube clips insulting to Islam.  

The Fight for Syria

The fight for Syria is a diverse, multi-party struggle.   On one side is most of the Shiite world (excluding the Bahrainis).    Then there are the Saudis and the Gulf States who want to rein in the power of Iran.   The al-Qaeda based groups want to dominate the majority Sunni population.   Finally, there are the secularists and moderates who began the uprising and lead various exile councils, but don't seem to have much real power.   While the Saudis, jihadists and moderates are all united in their desire to overthrow Bashar Assad, it seems likely that their alliance is largely one of convenience which will unwind once they obtain their immediate goal.  

Opposing Iranian ambitions is a worthy goal for American foreign policy.   However, we should not be under the illusion that we have any friends in the Syrian conflict.  While we may try to influence the outcome, we should not give our wholehearted support to any group.

Friday, May 31, 2013

What Is Worse: Tyranny of the Government or Tyranny of the Mob?

We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worshiped
Will be gone

And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgment of our wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song

--Pete Townsend, "Won't Get Fooled Again"

Lately, I have been hearing a lot about how we need to arm ourselves to protect against "King Barry" and the impending government tyranny.    One recent article was titled "IRS intimidation proves Second Amendment needed to stop government tyranny."    You can find it here.   Let me see if I can get this straight.  Some IRS bureaucrats in Cincinnati delayed processing dubious applications for tax exempt status so our response should be to rise up in armed rebellion?    

The Second Amendment insurrectionist advocates speak of the people of the whole as a militia entitled to arm themselves and make war against the federal government.    However, they don't seem to have thought this through.    If every man is a militia unit under his own control, who is to say that the person breaking into your house is not a militia protecting your property from government tyranny by taking it away from you?   

The American people do not agree on much.   If we were to arm everyone and set them loose to act as an anti-government militia, who would they fight?   They probably would not fight against the army or the national guard because they would be outgunned.   Instead, you could see them shooting people who used their First Amendment freedom to place an Obama bumper sticker on their car or anyone known to work for the IRS.

We would likely break down into Red State and Blue State militias fighting for control of territory.   If we did not have an all-out civil war, then we might have a repeat of Bloody Kansas.   If you don't know your history, click here to read Mark Nuckols' excellent article.

Revolutions tend to be ugly things.   People get killed and property rights get trampled.   See, for example, the French Revolution or the Russian Revolution.   In the end, the most violent people tend to take control and liberty is extinguished.    

When I hear someone say that we need to take up arms to protect ourselves against tyranny, I wonder who is going to protect me from the mob?  What if my liberal neighbor thinks I drive too many gas-guzzling cars or my conservative neighbor gets angry that I didn't replace the American flag in front of my house when it wore out.    What if someone thinks my daughter plays her music too loud or thinks that I don't mow my lawn often enough?   What if someone doesn't realize that Dick the Butcher was a bad guy and acts on Shakespeare's advice to first thing, let's kill all the lawyers?   

I would much rather trust my fate to a government that does stupid things on a regular basis (which is to say, the government we have) rather than an angry mob looking to pillage and plunder.   

Monday, May 20, 2013

You Call That A Scandal? Here Are Some REAL Scandals!



Lately all I hear about is how bad the latest scandal from the Obama administration is.   It’s bigger than Watergate and Iran-Contra combined! Impeachment is imminent!  The current frothing at the mouth shows that Republicans in Congress think that the American people have so little historical knowledge that they cannot tell a garden-variety scandal from a serious one or that they just don’t care.

For those of you who are too young to remember the scandals of the past, but have enough integrity to care, here is my comparison.

Benghazi 

What Happened: .  A mob in Cairo attacked the U.S. embassy there because they were upset about a clip on You Tube suggesting that someone was making a movie that made the prophet Mohammed look bad.    The same day terrorists attacked the U.S. consulate in Benghazi.    The U.S. ambassador and another diplomat were killed.   The terrorists regrouped and attacked a CIA safe house killing two security contractors.    Prior to the attacks occurring, there had been requests for more security which were turned down by the State Department, the Republicans in Congress and even Ambassador Stevens.  
 
Shortly after the attack, U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice went on the Sunday talk shows and recited talking points indicating that the attack was based on the You Tube video that inspired the riots in Cairo.   The talking points were extensively massaged in a bureaucratic battle between the State Department and the CIA because neither one of them wanted to look bad.   The true story came out within a few days (four I think).

Why It Matters:    An American Ambassador died as a result of a terrorist attack due to inadequate security.    The administration tried to sugarcoat the facts on the Sunday morning talk shows in the months leading up to the election but the truth came out quickly.

Comparison to Prior Scandals:  In Watergate, the President approved break-ins and other violations of the law in order to ensure his re-election.    The President resigned rather than face impeachment.   Many members of his re-election team and cabinet went to jail.   In the Monica Lewinsky affair, President Clinton lied under oath about having sex with an intern.    The President was impeached but not convicted and lost his law license.   

Unlike Watergate or Lewinsky, there is no credible evidence that the President was involved or that the law was broken.  It was, sadly, politics as usual.   While the attack on the consulate was a black eye for America, it is worth noting that there were thirteen attacks on American embassies and consulates resulting in 94 deaths during the Bush administration.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bob-cesca/13-benghazis-that-occurre_b_3246847.html.   If one consulate attack was a super colossal scandal to end all scandals, what would you call thirteen attacks?   Apparently not much if you are a Congressional Republican.

The IRS Scandal    

What Happened:   Congress amended the tax code to allow 501(c)(4) educational organizations to be tax exempt so long as they were not primarily engaged in politics.    Given an upsurge in 501(c)(4) applications, the IRS looked the other way while large 501(c)(4)s on the right and the left received tax exempt status.   However, approximately 75 tea party or patriot groups had their applications placed on indefinite hold based on the use of the words tea party or patriot in their names.    The Acting Commissioner of the IRS was asked to resign and the head of the tax exempt group at the IRS wisely chose to retire.   By the time the scandal came out, the targeting had been over for about a year.  

Why It Matters:   The IRS is the most feared government agency next to the FBI and Homeland Security.    Once the IRS gets their teeth into you, life can be very unpleasant.    On top of that, the IRS has virtually no legitimate reason to make political judgments.    They exist to enforce the tax laws and that’s all.

Comparison to other scandals:   During Watergate, President Nixon ordered that his political enemies and journalists be audited by the IRS.    There is a huge difference between government bureaucrats abusing their power and being ordered to do so by the President.   There is also a huge difference between being audited vs. not getting tax exempt status.   The former is a personal and financial attack, while the latter constitutes failure to get a benefit from the government.    It is at least a little bit ironic that the tea party groups that claim they were getting picked on by the government had their hands out for government benefits.   That’s no excuse for what was done, but I guess that it shows that the only thing worse than a wasteful governmental program is not getting your share of the government treats..  

The AP Reporters Scandal

What Happened:   Someone disclosed classified information to an AP reporter.    As a result of the story, the U.S. and foreign governments were not able to use a valuable informant any more.    The Justice Department launched an investigation to identify the leaker.    It issued a subpoena for phone records for 20 phone lines at the AP for a period of two months.   The subpoenas disclosed what calls were placed, but did not allow the government to listen to the calls themselves.   The Justice Department did not tell the AP about the subpoena even though its policies said that it should.   Both Republicans and Democrats got upset.   The Democrats were upset that the First Amendment had been lightly creased, while the Republicans were upset that the Democrats were not more upset.

Why It Matters:   The freedom of the press has more importance in the United States than anywhere else in the world.     We consider it to be a cornerstone of our democracy.   As a result, when someone threatens the press, they indirectly threaten democracy.

Comparison to other scandals:   Under the First Amendment, we have a never-ending tension between government officials trying to keep people from violating the law by leaking classified information and reporters who want to disclose that information for the benefit of the public or perhaps to get a bigger byline.    Here, the Justice Department was doing what it was supposed to do, which is to enforce laws on classified information.   Remember that during the Bush administration, Scooter Libby went to jail for leaking the identity of an undercover CIA agent who the administration did not like.     The Justice Department did not violate the law by requesting the information but should have points deducted for bad form for failing to inform the AP.

These scandals pale in comparison to past ones.  While the Obama scandals involved government people behaving badly, they did not involve  perjury, break-ins, bribery or threats to national security.   Also, there is no evidence so far (I stress so far because there is always room to be disappointed) that any of these scandals were orchestrated at the highest levels of government.    By comparison, here are some real scandals.

Real Scandals

Here is a short list of the top real scandals in the past century:
1.    
      Watergate (1972-73).   The President arguably lost the 1960 election due to vote rigging in South Texas and Chicago.    To make up for it, he decided to do the same thing to ensure his re-election in 1972.   The Committee to Re-Elect the President hired burglars to break into the Democratic National headquarters and plant bugs.  They got caught and the trail led all the way to the White House.    The President and his cronies were also violating other laws left and right.   To make things worse, the President had recorded all of the incriminating conversations.   When the Supreme Court ruled that the President had to turn over the tapes, he chose to resign rather than being impeached.   The scandal was serious because it involved many, many violations of the law, involved attempted tampering with an election (which Nixon would have easily won without dirty tricks), lots of people went to jail and the President was forced to resign.

2.     Iran-Contra (1985-86).   The Iranians took over our embassy and held our diplomats hostage for over two years.   Later the Iranians took other hostages.   It was against the law to sell arms to the Iranians.   However, the administration of Ronald Reagan made a deal for Israel to deliver arms to the Iranians (which the U.S. would replace) in return for release of the hostages.   The administration then used the funds received from sale of the arms to supply weapons to the Contras who were fighting to overthrow the Communist government in Nicaragua.    This was also against the law.    Eleven members of the administration were convicted.   It was never proven that President Reagan knew of or approved the deal, although it was widely suspected.    Although the President escaped consequences, he could have been impeached.    This one was bad because it involved the Executive Branch willfully violating laws passed by Congress.   While we respect a little fooling around along the edges, this scandal involved an all-out assault on the rule of law.


3.    The Monica Lewinsky Affair (1998).  President Clinton liked to have sex with women who he was not married to.   Ordinarily his would have been between him and the First Lady.  However, another woman sued President Clinton for sexual harassment based on conduct when he was Governor of Arkansas.    When President Clinton gave a deposition in that case, he denied having sex with Monica Lewinsky, which was not completely true.   The House voted Articles of Impeachment but the Senate did not vote to convict.   The State of Arkansas took away the President’s law license because he had committed perjury.    This is perhaps the dumbest scandal in history.   If the President had just told the truth and asked forgiveness, he might have faced judgment for poor taste in adultery partners but would not have come close to losing office.   This scandal pointed out that while politicians may lie, it is more serious when they do it under oath (as opposed to on the Sunday morning talk shows).   

4.     The Invasion of Iraq (2003).    This is one that Republicans and Democrats will never agree on.   However, as an independent, I deem it to be a worthy scandal.  After taking out the Taliban in Afghanistan, President Bush wanted to rid the world of other evil governments.  He gave a speech about the Axis of Evil referring to Iran, Iraq and North Korea.    The President sought approval from the United Nations to invade Iraq.   The thing is that Iraq had actually possessed biological weapons, had used them in the past and refused to allow U.N. inspectors to look at chemical weapons sites.    While that might be pretty convincing evidence that Iraq had chemical weapons, the administration did not know.  As a result, they stretched the evidence and may have made up a few points.   After the invasion, it turned out that Saddam Hussein had destroyed his chemical weapons but did not want arch-enemy Iran to know.   Thousands of U.S. troops were killed in an invasion predicated on fibbing and a poorly executed occupation.
   
5.     Lyndon Johnson (1948-1969).   Lyndon Johnson was elected Senator as a result of vote fraud in South Texas.   In 1948, he won the Democratic primary by 87 votes out of a million cast.    Box 13 in Duval County reported its vote after Johnson knew how many votes he needed to win.   It included 200 fictitious votes.    Johnson also entered public life as a pauper and was a millionaire by the time he left office.   It is rumored that much of his wealth came from abuse of his governmental positions.   Also, the Gulf of Tonkin incident was probably staged as a pretext to get us more heavily into the Vietnam War with the result that many American troops died for a hopeless cause.    While LBJ was a fellow Texan and I have enjoyed taking tours of his ranch, committed crimes that were actually as serious as the ones imagined by Fox News.

6.     The Teapot Dome Scandal (1920-23).   This is one you don’t hear about every day.  I like it because no one has ever tried to attach the word “gate” to it.    President Harding’s Secretary of the Interior was bribed to sell federal leases of Navy Petroleum reserves located at Teapot Dome to private oil companies without bidding and at unusually low rates.   He was convicted of accepting bribes.   Prior to Watergate, it was the biggest scandal in American history.
  
I realize that any good list should have ten items on it.   However, this is the best I’ve got.  Perhaps you can suggest some others.